You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you laugh.

Thomas Quinn

Emmy-nominated writer, humorist, documentary producer and author,
takes on the Bible with the same wit, deep research, and zero regard for orthodoxy
that he has with conspiracy theories, urban legends, and bad science.
Dive headfist into the divine drama, the cosmic comedy, and all the strange stuff
they wouldn’t talk about in Sunday school.  There’s no extra charge
for the Jersey Attitude.

CAUTION:  SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE EXISTENTIAL PANIC, SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER
OR URGES TO QUESTION YOUR MOTHER.

GOD: The Unauthorized Biography

An Irreverent History of the Old Testament

Prepare for a wild, funny yet factual wide through the Old Testament.  From Genesis to Moses to a dozen pestering Prophets, hear the epic stories, ask the irreverent questions and discover the astonishing answers–and learn how it all ended with you getting up at the crack of down for sunrise.  At last, you’ll know who to blame.

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What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus?

An Irreverent History of Christianity

Pagan prequels, apocalypse panics, four Gospels that can’t get the story straight, and two thousand years of figuring out what it means–it’s all deconstructed with surprising facts and punch lines.  Don’t be led into temptation; you can find it yourself right here.

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READER PRAISE

A True Winner

“I loved “What do you do with a Chocolate Jesus” and I equally loved Thomas Quinn’s “God, The Unauthorized BiographyAn Irreverent History of the Old Testament”.  I have always been fascinated with religion and have read a few of Joseph Cambell’s books.  Mr. Quinn’s books are very well researched and he also has a wonderful sense of humor.  Dry topics become interesting which I feel is quite a feat.  I think I burst out loud laughing nearly every page.  These are truly books that should be read by everyone!”

Finally a book on the Bible for everyone!

“A fun and fascinating examination of one of the world’s most influential books that everyone knows of, but few really know.  With charm and inoffensive humor the author effectively deconstructs the arguments of those who twist scripture to their own ends by reading it for themselves and telling you what it says.  He does this ironically, by reading it for himself and telling you what it says.  With a conversational tone, he takes you on a wonderful trip through its stories pointing out the highlights and the inconsistencies that have kept the Bible at the top of the all-time best seller list for centuries.”

Thank you to the moon!

“I must publicly admore this precious piece of art’s intrinsic value.  Since I left Christianity several years ago, I felt a mixture of rage and betrayal for having wasted decades of my ONE life on believing so wholly in a MYTH.  I’m still mad, come to think of it, butMr. Quinn turns it around for me and fills my heart with so much JOY as I read his brilliance.”

EXCERPTS

GOD: The Unauthorized Biography

An Irreverent History of the Old Testament

Table of Contents

Biblical Creation

Prophets, Kings, and Virgins

God Needs Therapy (video clip from a talk)

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What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus?

An Irreverent History of Christianity

Table of Contents

Pagan Prequels

A Brief History of Christmas

The End of End All Endings

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